The journal of an eccentric writer...

Whoo, I hope everyone had lovely holidays! Mine certainly rocked.

'Nother big thank you, airtravel, for the Christmas morning Raphael and Asmodeus art. That was amazing and caught me completely by surprise. ^__^ And thank you to jestana for the Asmodeus/Raphael fic (sooo hawt!) and for the really thoughtful British monarchy book you sent me. (I squeed when I unwrapped it.) Since I like to write historical fiction set in various time periods of Great Britain, that book will be such a handy quick reference. :D

Christmas Day was great for my family, and travel schedules coincided perfectly. My crazy relatives came to my family's house, everybody brought food, and we threw wrapping paper balls at each other, etc. A fun time was had by all, haha. And a fun time is still mine: there were some leftover mini-lobster rolls that my grandma made. Guess who's been washing the mayonnaise off and then dipping the lobster in butter? *grin*

Also, here are the Christmas ficlets plus one extra. War, coercion, oath breaking, mistaken identities, dead ducks, and demon porn! Happy Holidays, everybody!

Title: Green
Fandom: WWII era, original characters
Rating: a very mild PG-13
Pairing: Wilhelm/the General
Summary: Wilhelm cheers up his General.
Notes: Written for aurora_knight. It started off a bit angsty, my dear, but hopefully the ending is happy enough. ^^;

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Title: Forgiveness
Fandom: Biblical fiction
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Lucifer/Gabriel
Summary: In the wake of Jesus's Easter Resurrection, Gabriel tries to make amends with Lucifer.
Notes: Written for mypaleangel with the prompt "Forgiveness".

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Title: The Other Choice
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean/original characters (MoTF) crossover
Rating: PG
Pairing: James Norrington/Jean-Marie Florian Renault/André Marien
Summary: Norrington is starting to realize that maybe siding with Lord Beckett wasn't his brightest idea. Fortunately someone offers him a way out. [takes place between PotC 2 and 3]
Notes: For proudpansy. André managed to weasel his way in here too. Yay threesome, lol.

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Title: Priorities
Fandom: Shakespeare's Twelfth Night
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sebastian/Antonio
Summary: AU. Instead of returning to Olivia's house to marry her, Sebastian goes in search of Antonio.
Notes: For jestana. Antonio was one of my favorite characters in this play, the poor guy.

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Title: A Backhanded Compliment
Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: G
Pairing: none
Summary: After the not-Apocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley are feeding the ducks in St. James Park when someone else joins them.
Notes: For airtravel. ^^

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Mayhap you've seen the new Mac ads floating around on TV? They're the ones with Justin Long (on the right) as a Mac computer and John Hodgman (on the left) as a PC.


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They network themselves by holding hands. O_O Whoever wrote these commercials is a genius. However, instead of making me want a Mac, the ads have done two other (probably largely unintended) things:

1.) They've made me love my darling, sometimes dysfunctional, little PC even more.
2.) They've made me want to slash Mac and PC lyke wh0a!

So I did. *grin*

Also, in case anyone wants to see 'em, the ads are on Apple.com here. My PC kept locking up though when I tried to view them so instead I downloaded them through a PC World article. Just go here and right-click on the clip titles and choose Save As. They're only a about 2.5MB each.

Title: Am I Fat?
Fandom: computer technology
Pairing: Mac/PC
Rating: G
Summary: PC worries about his appearance.
Notes: Utter fluff. I can't believe I actually wrote this. No wait, yes, I can.

( PC knew he wasn't the slimmest computer on the market anymore. )

x-posted to mac_hearts_pc where you can find even more of the craziness.



In other news, I also have a shiny new lay-out. It's a total 180 from my last one. *grins* This one is mostly white. O_o I also used my s'Accrocher Saint-Just/Robespierre drawing for the header. And by the by, in case anyone's wondering, the words on the header are: "M'accroches, et ne me délaisses jamais." which more or less translates to "Cling to me, and never abandon me." Yes, yes, very mushy, I know…

I also have a moodtheme now! ZOMG,YES!!!11!1! It is of the dear Commodore Norrington in all his naval goodness. It's a little on the large side (100x75), but I'm quite pleased with it. Next moodtheme I go for will probably be more like 75x50 though.

Now I must make some shiny new icons… *smile*

Ugh, I have a big-ass math test on Wednesday, and I have a big-ass review for it tomorrow. I need to pass this especially since I failed the last two quizzes. *works like crazy*

On the lighter side of things and the school's literary magazine had a very productive meeting today…although it seems I've been switched from the poetry committee to the art committee. But I'm cool with that since I'm rather good with both PS and scanners anyway. ^^ Speaking of which, I am also working on some of the zine's art at home 'cause we really need this magazine published before, um, the end of school...? o__0 *frantically potshops in between math problems*

And in my spare time (Haha, not!), I finally took a twenty minute break to finish my Chauvelin/Robespierre fic based on the A&E The Scarlet Pimpernel. Mmm, crack pairing.

Title: Someone to Turn to
Fandom: A&E version of The Scarlet Pimpernel, Season 1, Episode 3
Pairing: Chauvelin/Marguerite, Chauvelin/Robespierre
Rating: PG
Summary: With the Dauphin missing, Robespierre is panicking. Who does he turn to? Chauvelin of course.
Notes: BIG FAT SPOILER!!! If you haven't seen Episode 3 of the first season of A&E's Scarlet Pimpernel, you may not want to read any further.

Also, this is not how I normally view Robespierre. In the Scarlet Pimpernel, he is very much a frigidly intelligent, bloodthirsty tyrant so if he reads as a bit of a bastard, that was fully intended. Oh and if the above description doesn't convince you that he's the villain of the series, his coat also has guillotine buttons. I kid you not. -_-'


( Maximilien Robespierre's hard-heeled shoes rapped an agitated staccato against the large square tiles of Paul Chauvelin's private office. )

In my English class, we are currently doing the play The Crucible. For me, this is the second time around since my class brushed on it briefly during my sophomore year at my old school. I pretty much instantly fell in love with it; it’s such a gripping and emotional play. Anyways, back then a year ago I said I should write some yummy Crucible slash. However, I just never got around to it.

But at last that has been changed. ^^ In my current class, I have been mostly playing my fav character Reverend Hale (with a brief stint as Giles Corey), and the poor dear Reverend has acted as a very effective muse to my already bunny-swamped brain. I doubt I’ll ever write anything for this fandom again, but I’m sure Arthur Miller is still rolling in his grave now anyways…


This first version of the story is from Reverend Hale’s POV.

Title: Jesus in My Mind
Fandom: The Crucible
Pairing: one-sided Reverend Hale/John Proctor and John Proctor/Elizabeth Proctor
Rating: PG
Summary: (takes place between Act II & III) Reverend Hale comes back to see John Proctor again later during the night of Elizabeth’s arrest.
Notes: Hmm, the writing’s a bit on the sensational side, but I hope you will all forgive me. Oh and whenever Hale refers to his “illness” or “disease”, he’s talking about his attractions to men. (Companion piece to “Angel Here Before Me”)

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And now the same event from John Proctor’s POV.

Title: Angel Here Before Me
Fandom: The Crucible
Pairing: one-sided Reverend Hale/John Proctor and John Proctor/Elizabeth Proctor
Rating: PG
Summary: (takes place between Act II & III) Reverend Hale comes back to see John Proctor again later during the night of Elizabeth’s arrest.
Notes: Hmm, the writing’s a bit on the sensational side, but I hope you will all forgive me. (Companion piece to “Jesus in My Mind”)

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Here ye all are! Answers to da drabble requests. And some of you shouldn’t be smacked with squirrels for the requests you made. You know who you are. -_-

written for dragong

Fandom: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Pairing: Johnny/Squee (Todd)
Rating: PG
Dialogue Line: Todd: “Squee.” Johnny: "Oh, shut up!"


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written for vampfox

Fandom: Underworld—151 words
Pairing: Michael/Kraven
Rating: R
Dialogue Line: "Kraven....Kraven...your hand is on fire."

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written for tattooedraven

Fandom: Underworld—176 words
Pairing: Pierce/Nathaniel
Rating: PG-13
Dialogue Line: “Pierce: Dude, where'd ya get that walk?”

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written for pilar_sama

Fandom: Underworld—100 words
Pairing: Singe/Lucian
Rating: PG
Dialogue Line: “I cannot believe you convinced me to do this...”

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written for muted_storms

Fandom: Underworld—242 words
Pairing: Kraven/Soren
Rating: PG
Dialogue Line: (Kraven) "Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook... with round bottom for efficient beating."

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written for annuminas

Fandom: Underworld—284 words
Pairing: Nathaniel/Skye
Rating: PG

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written for pointetcetera

Fandom: Underworld—138 words
Pairing: Selene/Erika
Rating: PG
Dialogue Line: "How uncharacteristically nice of you."

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written for mypaleangel

Title: A Message
Fandom: Bible
Pairing(s) : Asmodeus/Raphael one-sided
Rating: PG
Summary: Asmodeus makes a promise…but not the good kind.
Dialogue Line: Raphael: I don't know. That's something you'd have to ask Gabriel.

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My first Spiderman story (well, technically, it's a drabble) in about a few years that's actually worth reading. Will eventually be x-posted to slash100, spideyslash, and spiderman_slash.

Title: Cracked
Fandom: Spiderman
Pairing: Harry Osborn/Peter Parker
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Does not belong to me. Does not belong to me. Does not belong to me...

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